carsonphillips:

Best moment in television history

(via reginasmom)

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please
buzz-n:

legalmexican:

kylejorden:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Or a Gay Whore ?

OMG


It’s ok son I’ll cook dinner every night

enemaroberts:

me: you’re so big

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him: that’s just the tip babe

me:

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(Source: spookyenema, via fatpussy12)

Is your older brother hot
Ancient proverb  (via intensional)

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